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Clump Trinton: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #162

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Clump Trinton.

Clump Trinton: The Talkin' Headline Blues #162
A man, with impressively small hands, wonders aloud if he could even hold a small clump of dirt.

Trump prepares the weapon.
Clinton found new joyride snake.
Tiger Woods!
Tootsie Rolls improve full-court men.
Stereotype dies.

Go ahead and read all these articles that I used for the recording. Doing so may lead you to the answer of what exactly is a “Clump Trinton” and how can one be used most effectively.

Viagra Racist: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #161

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Viagra Racist.

Viagra Racist: The Talkin' Headline Blues #161
Feeling not so terrific and super-classy in your lady bits? This is what Female Viagra can do for you!

Everything fun!
Trump convicted on failure to America.
The racist tweet machine forced a Viagra cruise.

Boy howdy! CNN really likes writing articles about fleshy bullhorn Donald Trump, no? Maybe they’d write about him less if he changed his name back to Donald Drumpf as John Oliver suggested:

Anyway, read all the CNN Drumpf articles for yourself, and then go #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain:

Patriot Sex: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #137

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Patriot Sex.

Patriot Sex: The Talkin' Headline Blues #137

Gaza truth mistake inside shootout.
Huge sex!
Celeb too hot, dies.
World’s typical outrage: Patriot Competition.