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Planetary Baby: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #187

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Planetary Baby.

Planetary Baby: The Talkin' Headline Blues #187
A planetary baby shows off his flag pin. He put it on himself!

Challengers in Trump Court probe huge, clever children with nomination.
Fine airplanes!
Planetary baby kills enemy.

Ban Backlash: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #186

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Ban Backlash.

Ban Backlash: The Talkin' Headline Blues #186
President Trump, whose favorite meal is cold spaghetti and tampons from the trash, attempts to ban backlash with Scotch tape.

Ban backlash has Supreme Court  blast health probe at turban mosques.
Why Chicago Mexican shuns Twitter Trump.

Ah yes, can you feel the goodness of it? Do you find its warm embrace to be soothing and relaxing? Does it lull you to sleep after a long day hunched over at a desk? I sure bet it does. IT FEELS GREAT!

I’m going to say it here first: Bans are the new black.

And now the headlines of the day:

Leak Decollation: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #185

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Leak Decollation.

Leak Decollation: The Talkin' Headline Blues #185
A White House staff member checks President Donald Trump’s face for any evidence of leak decollation.

Screw Trump history agenda.
Crowd of leaks beheaded at employee court.
Hear about Pentagon sex ed photoshoot.

So let me get this straight: Leaks bad, secrets good. Okay, got it. Thanks White House.

Here are the leak-filled headlines used to cobble together this week’s Talkin’ Headline: